🗣️ "Honestly, I wish I could sip this in court."

-A Real Lawyer (Probably)

What Is Opposing Counsel's Mom?

Born in a bar review session and raised in the group chat, Opposing Counsel’s Mom is a legal lifestyle brand for litigators, law students, and anyone who has ever made a judge chuckle (or cry). We sell high-quality satirical legal merch designed for people who like their briefs spicy and their stationery unprofessional.

We're not here to help you pass the bar. We're here to help you look good failing it.